PETER NUNCA MIENTE!!!

Hola queridos amigos y amigas de Chatarrayud, hoy, en PETER NEVER DIE os hablaré sobre el némesis de Longcat, Tacgnol, del que ya os hable un poco el otro día.




Tacgnol es un gato, tambien muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy largo. Como Longcat tambien surgió de Caturday. Un fenómeno que se extendio como la espuma dando lugar a que se crearan las profecías de Raptor Jesus (os hablare más adelante de él) las cuales os pongo una ligera traducción (mejor no porque enre que mi ingles no es muy weno y el del traductor menos es preferible no entenderlo que joderlo xD)

*Capítulo 1 - The Light:


And Raptor Jesus looked down upon his /b/rethren and took pity in their cries to kill the cancer. Wailed his disciples, "Why, O Raptor-Jesus have thee forsaken us?"

And Raptor Jesus said unto them, "My /b/rethren, you have not been forsaken. I have merely been fapping to JB and hentai."

"Have you forgotten about your people all the meanwhile? For our house hath been filled with both fail and faggotry!" spake the /b/tards.

"Nay, my minions! Fear not! For I shall send unto thee a new meme. A meme created of win, of awesome, and of God. And with this blessed meme I grant unto thee, ye shall be saved of the cancer and AIDS in the pool!"

And thus, before the very eyes of the /b/tards, came their new meme.

The /b/tards did cower and grovel at the mightiness of this meme, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Spake the /b/tards to Raptor Jesus, through their fear, "What name dost thou giveth to this glory, O sweet Raptor Jesus?"

And Raptor Jesus did grin as he said unto his followers, "LoL! For this creation, spawned from the pit of win and awesome, shall be known as LONGCAAAAAT


*Chapter 2 : The Darkness :

A long time ago, when Longcat was discovered and became a legend, all was good and many prospered under the length of the feline.

However, trouble came, and like all fads on 4chan, a challenger would eventually appear to claim the throne. Many refused to believe such a thing could ever exist because Longcat is loooooong. So they all concluded that whatever it could be must be evil...

The name this thing went by was Tacgnol.

As prophesied by King Raptor Jesus, Tacgnol, the Anti-Longcat, has arrived.
The 1st part of the prophecy has come to us. Now only time will tell. One thing is sure: Gnooooooooool si Tacgnol.

Se supone que había otros gatos largos que serian el mar, aire... etc pero no os voy a nombrar porque no han llegado a la misma fama y no merecen la pena. Que os vaya bien 13 dias y os veo.

Proxima entrega un osito amigo de los niños ^^.